Weekly Muppet Wednesdays: Sal Minella

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SAL MINELLA

Performed by...
Brian Henson


First appearance...
Muppet Treasure Island (as a generic monkey)
Muppets Tonight Episode 103: Billy Crystal (as Sal)

Most recent appearance...
"Bohemian Rhapsody" viral video (2009)


Best known role...
Johnny Fiama's gentleman's monkey, bodyguard, butler, and general flunky.


Famous quote...
"Johnny Fiama didn't make no money on them albums!"

WHO IS SAL MINELLA?
Sal is, first and foremost, the first (and last) line of defense between Johnny Fiama and whoever's tryin' to hurt him or his Ma! Sal serves Johnny and worships him like a prince. He has been involved in many of Johnny's musical  numbers, even appearing to act as Johnny's manager and promoter at times. He and Johnny also appear to be very close friends, despite the unbalance of power between them.

Sal first appeared in the form we know him in today on the Billy Crystal episode of Muppets Tonight. In the episode, he argues with Bobo about Johnny's name not being on the guest list for tonight's episode, only to be beaten and hurled into a moving taxi by Bobo. Eventually Johnny checks his calendar and realizes that he isn't even scheduled to be on the show that night. Thus, Johnny and Sal's relationship was born.

In later episodes this relationship would be tested by the likes of Tony Bennett, auditors, unforgiving audiences, boneology, and more. But through it all Johnny and Sal remain close friends and, for some reason, Sal remains in Johnny's employment.

Sal also appeared alongside Johnny in Muppets From Space, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, and The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. In the films, he cut Gonzo's cake for Johnny, sold his moped to buy Johnny a solid-gold record player, and drove Johnny around on a flying motorcycle, respectively. Johnny and Sal also performed "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the MDA Telethon. 13 million people have not seen that performance.

The most recent appearance of both Johnny and Sal was in 2009's "Bohemian Rhapsody" viral video.

BRIAN HENSON AND SAL MINELLA
Along with Dr. Phil van Neuter, Sal is one of the few main Muppet characters performed by Brian Henson. At MuppetFest, Brian "explained that the performers got together with a bunch of random puppets to start working out characters for Muppets Tonight. Bill picked up a puppet and started singing, as Johnny Fiama, but everybody else was fooling around with their own puppets and not paying attention. So Brian picked up a monkey and shouted, "Would you all quiet down and listen to Johnny Fiama!" and Sal was born." (via Muppet Wiki)

WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED SAL MINELLA?
I wouldn't say that the Muppets as a whole need Sal, but Johnny Fiama sure does. No one can replace Sal in Johnny's life and the two of them need each other (although Johnny sure needs Sal a lot more, but don't tell Sal that). Without Sal, Johnny wouldn't really be able to function, nor would he be as down-right hilarious.

Here's hoping we see more of Johnny and Sal soon!

 





The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

Weekly Muppet Wednesdays: Johnny Fiama

JOHNNY FIAMA

Performed by...

Bill Barretta

Earliest appearance...
Muppets Tonight! Episode 103: Billy Crystal (1996)

Most recent appearance...

"Bohemian Rhapsody" VirMup video (2009)

Best friend...
His Ma--or Sal, if he's readin'.

Favorite food...

Cannolis

WHO IS JOHNNY FIAMA?

Johnny Fiama is a momma's boy (and proud of it, bub!), lounge singer, crooner-esque, Tony Bennett obsessed fellow who has his own gentleman's monkey, Sal Minella. Johnny may not look like more than a pressed suit and a diminishing singing career, but he's so much more... isn't he?

No, he is. Johnny is actually an extremely funny character whose humor derives from the situations he finds himself in with Sal at his side. Whether it's performing an impromptu rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" after Sal spilled Mama's famous sauce ("Mama... Sal dropped da sauce..."), fending off Sal's advances after he's been pierced by Cupid's arrow, or getting a double date with the Hannah twins, Johnny and Sal are another one of those great Muppet comedy teams.

Johnny also loves his Ma more than most other things. So much so that he still lives at home with her (yeah, that's why). While this aspect of Johnny's character can also be laugh-out-loud funny--just see what happens when Johnny brings a girl home to meet Mama--it also provides a unique look at Johnny's tender side. One of the most poignant moments of the entire run of Muppets Tonight! was Johnny serenading Mama with "You and Me Against the World."

Muppets Tonight! was Johnny's first appearance in the Muppet world. On the show he hosted his own segment called "The Johnny Fiama Show," which parodied late night television shows. He also got to meet his idol, Tony Bennett, and even perform with him (after he stopped shaking).

Johnny has been included in each Muppet movie since Muppets Tonight! (excluding Letters to Santa) and each time he was on the screen he was hilarious. In Muppets From Space he and Sal cut Gonzo's cake for his alien brethren, then proceeded to hassle people about doing so. They pestered Rizzo for his Christmas-light nose and assumed Kermit was drunk in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. Johnny also acted as the bartender in Mrs. Bitterman's "Dot" nightclub where he got Statler and Waldorf kicked out.

Johnny's biggest role, however, was in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz as the Wicked Witch of the West's lacky. Here, Johnny had an obvious love for the Witch, calling her "Shnookums," "Mama," and other such pet names. He was the only one who mourned her melting (besides FooFoo).

Unfortunately, Johnny hasn't had a speaking appearance since The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. He and Sal did appear in the Muppet version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" in November, however. So perhaps this means we'll start seeing more of the duo again.

JOHNNY FIAMA AND BILL BARRETTA

Johnny was one of the first main characters performed by Bill Barretta. Bill has said that Johnny was inspired by both his father and grandfather. He was even more inspired by the character Johnny Fiama that Bill portrayed in a short film made with his brother Gene that showcases the Fiama Brothers in all of their... glory.

Where did Bill say all of these things, you ask? The Muppet Mindset, duh! (End shameless plug.)

JOHNNY FIAMA PERFORMANCES

As a singer, Johnny has performed many a musical number. Here are a few highlights:

• "Johnny, We Hardly Heard Ya" - A Collection of Johnny's Greatest Hits including "Theme from New York, New York" and "Hooked On a Feeling."
• "Shaking the Blues Away" - with Tony Bennett
• "Mack the Knife"
• "What the World Needs Now Is Love Sweet Love" - interrupted sporadically by Beaker and Sal
• "Pretty Bunsen"
• "A Cheap Knock Off of a James Bond Song"
• "You and Me Against the World"
• "Jingle Bells" - It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
• "The Witch is in the House" - The Muppets' Wizard of Oz with Miss Piggy and the Flying Monkeys

WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED JOHNNY FIAMA?Usually I know exactly what I'm going to say for this section... but here I just don't have a distinct answer. No, Johnny isn't exactly an irreplaceable member of the Muppet cast, but he's still just as important. He and Sal are a hilarious duo rivaling Gonzo and Rizzo, or Rowlf and Fozzie. He's different from the other Muppets because he isn't that far out there and strange... but at the same time he's extremely similar to them. Johnny and all of the other Muppets share the same dream of singing and dancing and making people happy.

Johnny rocks. I sincerely hope that we see he and Sal more in new Muppet projects soon!

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier