
"Kermit, can you reach the hostess call button? I’m hungry"
"They don’t serve food in 9th class."

~ Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog, The Great Muppet Caper
"Where did you learn to drive?"
"I took a correspondence course."
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, The Muppet Movie

"Oh, how little do you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises."
"Oh, good, 'cause she’s in for a honey!"
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, A Muppet Family Christmas
"Okay guys, we’ve got to get through those doors."
"Maybe we should ask permission from those nice men with rifles?"
"Fozzie!"
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, Muppets From Space
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com