Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas from The Muppet Mindset!

From all of us, to all of you
And all of ours to all of yours
Your friends from The Muppet Mindset
Wish you a very Merry Christmas
And a joyous holiday season.

Keep Christmas with you
All through the year.
When Christmas is over,
Save some Christmas cheer.
These precious moments,
Hold them very dear.
And keep Christmas with you
All through the year.








The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve on Sesame Street Review

Christmas Eve on Sesame Street: Through the Eyes of a Younger Generation

Joseph Scarbrough - For the past several years, one of my favorite things to do during the holidays is pop a VHS into the VCR, and enjoy one of my all-time favorite Christmas specials, Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

I was born in 1989. Twenty years after the premiere of Sesame Street; although I’m fortunate enough to have grown up during what is considered the tail-end of the classic/old school era (before 1993), I never really saw any true old school Sesame for quite some time. As a matter of fact, when I was a baby, in addition to television episodes of the time, the oldest I had seen of the show was the My Sesame Street Home Video series from the mid and late 80s... that is until a long-distant friend of mine sent me a wonderful present for Christmas 2002--a VHS of the 1978 special Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

The special opens with the Sesame Street gang (of that time) enjoying an ice skating party at the skating rink, and it’s an interesting opening to say the least, as we get a rare glimpse of various Muppet characters, such as Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, and Count von Count in full-bodied appearances, with skaters in full-bodied costumes of the characters. Admittedly, half of the time, I do tend to fast-forward through the opening, but there is one part that I’m particularly fond of, when a young girl wants Big Bird to skate with her, but he appears to be nervous about falling down--to see this little girl saddened at Big Bird not wanting to skate, but very happy that he did skate with her after all is a reminder that you just don’t see such genuine emotion from the young visitors on the show anymore.

After an accident playing Snap the Whip, Oscar (in his can) tumbles down flights of stairs, through walls, and out the main entrance. Big Bird and his little friend Patty come to his aid; Big Bird is glad Oscar is okay, because he wants everyone to be happy on Christmas Eve, that is until Oscar hits a sour note with him: “How’s a guy like Santa Claus, whose built like a dump truck, gonna get down all those skinny chimneys?” Neither Big Bird, nor Patty, are sure as to just how Santa does it, but they are determined to find out, otherwise, Oscar tells them, no one will get any presents for Christmas. The gang starts heading for home, singing a touching song that describes the wonder of the season, "True Blue Miracle." When I grew up, after 1992, Sesame Street always looked so clean and bright and colorful, but here, the street seemed so dirty and grungy, as if Oscar was in charge of sanitation, but that was before I learned the true intentions of the street setting, and now when I look, I see the realism of a lived-in inner-city street... and, of course, the set does look truly beautiful covered in snow.

Next, we see the Muppet icon himself, Kermit the Frog, waiting for Big Bird and Patty in his nest area, where the two relay the discouraging news about Santa to him; Kermit ponders on the subject himself, and decides that those who could answer that question best are those who understand Santa more than anyone: kids. So, Kermit goes to round up some of the neighborhood kids and ask how they think Santa leaves presents for everyone, though he already gets one answer from Patty: "I’m a kid, and I don’t know." Back in those days, it was easy to take Kermit’s appearances on the Street for granted--Jim was alive, still had legal ownership of the Muppets, and as such, Kermit could make crossover appearances in whatever show he was involved in; just seeing Kermit in this special, during these days when Disney is in control of the Muppets, is such a big plus.

While Kermit and Grover embark on asking kids faces about how they think Santa is able to get into people’s houses, Bob returns to his apartment to rehearse the classic Sesame Christmas song with a group of the neighborhood kids: "Keep Christmas With You (All Through the Year)," not realizing the surprise that awaits him. Before Bob arrived, Linda had dropped by and was teaching the kids how to sign the lyrics to the song, as her Christmas present to Bob--proving that sometimes the best gifts aren’t materialistic at all. The first version I heard of this song was from Elmo Saves Christmas, even though it has a more upbeat and catchy sound to it, this version has a much more mellow, soothing sound, like what carolers would sing around a warm fire; I have to say, I do like both versions very much.

Next comes my favorite moment in the special: Mr. Hooper. When I grew up, I only heard the name Hooper whenever referring to the famous store, I don’t think I ever even made the connection to the portrait on Big Bird’s wall to the man behind the store. I only learned about Mr. Hooper during a special aired on A&E in 2001 about the history and behind-the-scenes moments of the show. At last, I was meeting the street’s grandfather figure for the first time, and, needless to say, the moment was both heartbreaking and heartwarming, as both Ernie and Bert had decided that they were running out of time to buy each other a present... and out of money as well. Ernie had decided to get Bert an empty cigar box, as a practical gift for him to keep his paper clip collection in, but was short on cash, so he proposed a trade with Mr. Hooper--his beloved Rubber Duckie for the cigar box. When Bert stepped into the store afterward, he decided to get Ernie a pink soap dish to keep Rubber Duckie in, and also being short on money, offered Mr. Hooper his paper clip collection in exchange for Ernie’s present. Mr. Hooper asked both Ernie and Bert if they were sure they wanted to do this, and they both said they were. Such a wonderful scene, I think it illustrates Bert and Ernie’s true friendship more than anything that they’re both willing to give up their most prized possession to get a present for one another for Christmas, no matter how much it hurts.

There is much more Muppety fun throughout, including Grover's role-playing with a young boy named Billy. Grover pretends to be Santa trapped in Billy’s house, and asks for his help in how to get out. This leads up to a funny scene with Cookie Monster writing a letter to Santa, but as he tries to decide what kind of cookies he wants Santa to bring him, he eats his pencil without realizing it. Classic Cookie! Back with Kermit, Big Bird, and Patty, Kermit goes over the list of answers kids had given him as to how Santa gets down the chimneys. None of the answers satisfy Big Bird, who’s growing even more restless to find out how Santa gets down the chimneys. Meanwhile, Cookie Monster tries writing to Santa again, as Cookie wonders what kind of cookies Santa would bring him, his appetite gets the better of him again, until finally, he devours the entire typewriter. Even funnier than the previous scene.

Next came a scene where Big Bird conducts an experiment: Snuffy represents Santa, while one of Big Bird’s oil barrels is a chimney, and the experiment is that Snuffy will step into the barrel and will show how Santa gets down a chimney. So Snuffy ascends a makeshift staircase of wooden crates, and steps into the barrel, before facing a problem... Santa doesn’t have more than two feet, so Big Bird suggests that Snuffy pretend Santa’s bringing one of his reindeer down with him. Snuffy squeezes all four of his legs into the barrel, and it seems as if Big Bird may have finally solved the problem, until Snuffy presents a new one... can they explain how Santa gets OUT of the chimney?

The sun sets, and Oscar watches his cheerful neighbors embark on visits to friends to deliver Christmas presents, including a moment that would probably have been forced on today’s show: Bob wishing Mr. Hooper a happy Hanukkah. A simple gesture like that is fine for 1978, but today they probably would have to do an entire subplot or so addressing Hanukkah, even though it’s not a bad idea. The cheerfulness around the street is enough to make Oscar sick, so sick, in fact, that he expresses his disdain for Christmas in song – "I Hate Christmas." He strolls around the street showing it too, by giving presents full of sludge, taking presents back from others, ripping the EL out of NOEL, etc. In fact, when it’s over is when he cheers, he’s glad it’s only once a year, he hates Christmas. Boy, Oscar could give the Grinch a run for his money.

Bert and Ernie get ready for bed, but they’re so excited about their presents, they decide to go ahead and open them on Christmas Eve; Bert opens his cigar box and is thrilled to have it... until Ernie mentions that he got it for him to keep his paper clips in. When Ernie asks to see Bert put his paper clips in, Bert changes the subject by suggesting Ernie open his present; Ernie opens his soap dish and is thrilled until Bert tells him he got it for Rubber Duckie. Just when Bert asks to see how Rubber Ducky looks in it, they receive a visit from Mr. Hooper, a rare moment to see a human on a puppet set. Mr. Hooper drops by to give Bert and Ernie presents for Christmas, but when they open their presents, they find that Mr. Hooper has given them the paper clip collection and Rubber Duckie back. Bert and Ernie are so happy with their presents, but then realize that this isn’t a very fair exchange, because they didn’t get anything for Mr. Hooper, until he tells them that just seeing that they got exactly what they wanted for Christmas is the best present he could ever have. Mr. Hooper wishes them a merry Christmas, and leaves, while a touched Bert and Ernie sing a version of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." This is perhaps my favorite moment out of the entire special, and it’s moments like these where you realize who your friends really are.

Just when Cookie couldn’t get any funnier, he decides since Christmas Eve is too late to mail a letter to Santa, and tries to call him instead, that is until while thinking about cupcakes, Cookie ends up eating the receiver... just as his call to Santa goes through. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hello?" echoes from a befuddled Cookie’s tummy. "Gee, maybe me better send telegram." As the night wears on, and the snow begins to fall, Big Bird is more disheartened than ever about Santa. Big Bird is on the verge of tears at the thought of nobody getting any presents, until he finally figures how he can find out how Santa gets down skinny chimneys. Inside Gordon and Susan’s apartment, Gordon hangs stockings, while Cookie tells him about his failure at trying to contact Santa, but Gordon assures him that Santa knows all about him, and knows exactly what to bring him for Christmas, but that it would be a nice idea for him to leave something in return; Cookie thinks it’s a terrific idea, and tries to decide between a necktie, or shaving cream, until Gordon tells him what people usually leave him... cookies. Cookie’s reaction? Priceless! Just when you thought things couldn’t get any funnier for the shaggy blue monster!

Gordon answers the door, after he hears a soft tapping, and finds a worried Patty telling him that Big Bird is gone, so Gordon and Susan start a search party. At that moment, Big Bird ascends to the roof of 123, where Bert’s pigeons coo and tell him that Santa hasn’t been by yet: Big Bird has decided he’s going to stay up on the roof until Santa arrives, and see, firsthand, how he gets down skinny chimneys. Down on the ground, Gordon and Susan tell others about Big Bird’s disappearance, and soon, everyone is running around looking for him, much to his confusion. Big Bird figures he could go down and help look for someone who may be lost, but figures it’s more important that he sticks around and see Santa. The rest of the gang continue searching for Big Bird, while he dozes off on the roof. When he is fast asleep, and half-buried in snow, the shadow of a large figure slowly approaches him. When Big Bird opens his eyes, he sees no one there, and figures he must have had a wild dream. He then decides to step down to Gordon and Susan’s to warm up for a moment; just as Gordon and Susan return home. They are relieved, but frustrated when Big Bird comes down from the roof and tells them that he was waiting for Santa. They soon discover that everything in the apartment has been decorated, presents are under the tree, and the stockings are full... Santa did indeed make it down the chimney. Big Bird is happy, but disappointed that he still doesn’t know how Santa does it; Gordon asks why Big Bird he needs to know so much and tells him that’s not what’s important... what’s important is that after losing him and being very worried about him, they got him back safe and sound, and that they’re all together for Christmas. "And if that isn’t a true blue miracle, I don’t know what is." Oscar joins them, and tells Big Bird he’s glad he’s back, because he wants to ask him something... "How does the Easter Bunny hide all those eggs in one night?"

The special ends with Big Bird stepping out onto the street, to the relief of the other residents, happy to see he’s back, while a reprise of "Keep Christmas With You (All Through the Year)" is sung. As everyone goes home for the night, and Big Bird and Patty enjoy the giant Christmas tree in the middle of the arbor, Gordon and Susan come home to find that Cookie Monster has eaten their tree: "Scotch Pine delicious, but Douglas Fir give me heartburn!"

This is such a great special, unlike many of the holidays specials of today, this one not only had a very structured and solid storyline, it was also neither overly political correct, or even overly educational. It’s also a favorite among a lot of the cast and crew as well; "I thought it was the best of what we’d become," Roscoe Orman said in Sesame Street: A Celebration – 40 Years of Life on the Street, "Jon Stone wrote, directed, and produced it, an incredible vision. It was a wonderful tribute to the spirit of what we’d created."










The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Last Minute Gifts for Muppet Fans

Greetings, Muppet fans! Christmas is upon us, once again, and you know what that means! Time for spending far too much money on people who don't return the favor! So why not buy them Muppet stuff? There's always a chance they won't want it and you can just keep it! (The Muppet Mindset in no way condones this practice... unless you really think it would work, in which case, go for it--and send me the stuff you have doubles of!) Let's take a look at some of the great Muppet stuff you can get your loved ones this year...
  • The Muppets: A Green and Red Christmas Album available for download on Amazon.com for only $3.99 for a limited time!
  • The Monster at the End of This Book iPad application, featuring narration by Grover, available for only $0.99 on iTunes for a limited time!
  • 2010 release of It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie on DVD for the first time in widescreen! Available at Walmart for only $10.00 (probably for a limited time)!
  • "Minimalist Muppets" Art Print by Eric Slager, available online for $14.99!
  • Muppet Silly Bandz, available at Walmart for $2.50 per series!
  • Kermit t-shirts available at Walmart ("Kermit headphones"), Target ("Kermit Awesome Meter"), and Kohl's (no picture available, but they exist) along with an Animal t-shirt at Kohl's and plenty of Sesame Street t-shirts at Kohl's and Walmart (also no pictures available).
  • Sesame Street (cast, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Oscar) Snuggies and a Fraggle Rock Snuggie, available at Spencer's Gifts, $24.99 each.

Find something you like? There's plenty there to choose from (and just imagine how much there will be next Christmas). Join us tomorrow for our special review of one of the most beloved Muppet Christmas projects of all time!









The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

    Wednesday, December 22, 2010

    Muppet Hunting at Walt Disney World - Christmas Edition

    Blake (of BlakeOnline.com) - Hello, all! Today I’ll be discussing something else that is very close to me: Walt Disney World. I am a huge Disney fan and very much enjoy visiting the most magical place on Earth. Also being a Muppet fan, it has been fun for me to see the slow but sure progression of the Muppets’ presence in the spotlight during the past couple of years and the different ways that Disney has been utilizing Kermit and company. So naturally, during my recent trip to Walt Disney World, I was intrigued to see how much the Muppets were featured throughout the resort in various merchandise and atmospheric elements. Here are my observations:

    To see all of the Muppety pictures from Blake's trip, check out our album on The Muppet Mindset's Photobucket account!

    Overall
    First off, Muppet Vinylmation figures were EVERYWHERE! Honestly, there were only three series that I repeatedly saw virtually everywhere, and one of those series was the Muppets! More often than not, if a gift shop sold Vinylmation, they sold Muppet Vinylmation. At first I merely thought, "Hmm, that’s cool. It’s neat to see Muppet Vinylmation sold at so many places." But then the longer my trip went on, it was more like “Wow, they’re everywhere!” It’s worth noting that the only other individual sets of characters to be given their own Vinylmation series are the Toy Story crew and The Nightmare Before Christmas bunch. As a random side note, a second wave in the Muppets series is coming in spring 2011.

    The other Muppet-related merchandise item that I saw in multiple locations was the Kermit-themed mouse ears. Mouse ears aren’t available abundantly, but they’re not difficult to track down, either. I would say maybe one or two locations per park sell them and most mouse ear locations had Kermit mouse ears available. There are probably only a dozen or so mouse ear designs available, so Kermit should consider it an honor to have his image depicted on this classic Disney novelty.

    Additionally, there were several Kermit pins. The locations that I found them at didn’t really seem to have any tie-in to the surrounding area. One in the hotel gift shop was part of a four-pin set that highlighted Walt Disney quotes. It had Kermit on it and said "Happiness is a state of mind." Considering the only other character to be included in this pin collection was Mickey Mouse, I thought it was pretty cool for Kermit to be part of the set. (And although I didn’t see it during my trip, this also somewhat relates to the Miss Piggy pin that was included in a new Disney Princess pin set among the likes of Snow White and Cinderella.) A pin that I found at the gift shop in Epcot’s Imagination pavilion featured Kermit’s face and read “It’s easy being green,” which referred to the pin’s packaging being made of recycled paper.


    Magic Kingdom

    Ever since the Honorary VoluntEARS Cavalcade was removed from the afternoon parade last October, there pretty much haven’t been any Muppet happenings in the Magic Kingdom. Plenty of Kermit ears and Vinylmation, though! However, Kermit and Miss Piggy made a rare appearance at the Magic Kingdom on December 3 during the filming of the Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade, which will air on December 25 on ABC. So be on the lookout for them! They’re in the same car they rode in during the Honorary VoluntEARS Cavalcade. There are several different air-times for the parade this year depending on which part of the United States you live in, so be sure to check your local listings.

    Epcot

    He’s not a Muppet, but Figment from the Journey Into Your Imagination ride is voiced by Dave Goelz. Here’s to hoping that the Muppet Mobile Lab will one day be brought back to Epcot!

    Disney’s Hollywood Studios

    Since this is the park with the Muppets’ only permanent attraction, I was expecting the most Muppet presence to be at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and my expectations were happily succeeded.

    First off, Muppet*Vision 3D. The courtyard surrounding the attraction has a few Christmas decorations added to it for the season; nothing too extravagant, but neat enough to bring a few smiles to your face. Not every attraction has Christmas decorations, only those that thematically make sense. So while the Muppets easily lend themselves to receiving some Christmas finery, something like, say, Expedition Everest, doesn’t.
    Most of Muppet*Vision’s decorations consisted of tinsel garland, tinsel Christmas trees, and giant Christmas lights. Here’s what the area looks like at night with the lights in action.

    Background music throughout the area includes songs from The Muppet Christmas Carol, John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together, and A Red and Green Christmas. Oddly enough, I didn’t hear anything from A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa, but it’s possible that I may not have been in the area long enough to hear the entire music loop.

    And now on to Muppet*Vision itself. The digital remastering that the film received last May looks excellent. I probably wouldn’t have noticed it if I didn’t know it had been changed, but it looks simply brilliant. The colors are crisper, the footage is clearer, and the general presentation is overall much better. I don’t know if they were added during the restoration or not, but there were also several in-theater effects that I didn’t remember being there before, like fireworks being visible on the ceiling. The bubbles were also working during Miss Piggy’s number, which I hadn’t seen used in a while.

    The pictures don’t show it because they were taken in the park’s first hour of opening, but later on, around 12:30pm, when I went to actually see Muppet*Vision, there was quite a considerable crowd waiting to get in! Cast Members had us wait outside the theater and then moved us into the pre-show area once the previous pre-show area unloaded as opposed to cramming us all in the hallway preceding the pre-show area.

    I didn’t see the parody movie posters that were added to the Muppet*Vision queue in 2009 (like Pirates of the Amphibian and Hammah Montana), so my only guess is that they must have been in the outside queue area surrounding the building, which is hardly ever used. I hope they weren’t removed because they were funny!

    Adjacent to Muppet*Vision is the Stage One Company Store, the best place on property to find Muppet merchandise.  There are items here that you can typically find outside of Walt Disney World (like the Muppet version of Monopoly, Muppet comic books, and the books written by Muppet characters—It’s Hard Out Here For a Shrimp, etc.), as well as exclusive items that are only sold in Disney.  Here are a few of the most interesting items:
    • A few cool Beaker shirts.
    • A Statler and Waldorf coffee mug that reads “Old...It Sure Beats Dead!” and a Kermit thermos.
    • A sketch of Fozzie. I embarrassingly don’t remember if the sketches behind this one were more Fozzie drawings or if they were of other characters.
    • Animal antenna toppers, LOL!
    • Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy pressed pennies.
    • A snazzy merchandise display.
    I didn’t get any pictures of them, but there were also Beaker and Animal beanie caps available. When I visited, Animal was currently sold out.

    And you thought this was an ordinary gift shop—wrong! This is Happiness Hotel! Don’t try to order dinner, there’s no kitchen anymore. Overall this is one of the most details gift shops in all of Walt Disney World. There are gags and trinkets everywhere, and taking some time to look around will undoubtedly make you laugh.

    A little ways down from Muppet*Vision, sort of in between the attraction’s exit and the Stage One Company Store, is the most elaborate Muppet-themed piece of Christmas décor in the area. This whole section of Hollywood Studios is themed to look like the streets of several urban American cities, complete with exteriors of apartments and shops. On one of these exteriors is a fire escape, and clearly the Muppets have left their mark. Adorning the fire escape are ribbons, Beaker-esque ornaments, boas, and rubber chickens!

    Surprisingly, there were several areas beyond Muppet*Vision in Hollywood Studios that included Muppet-related findings.  In the prop room during the Backlot Tour, there was a car labeled “Muppet Cab.” I didn’t see a tag on it like many of the other props had, so I don’t know what specific Muppet production it was used in. Does anyone know? In the gift shop at the exit of the Backlot Tour, there was another Muppets merchandise display similar to the one in the Stage One Company Store. In the Animation Gallery (the gift shop at the exit of The Magic of Disney Animation) there was a piece of art featuring Fozzie and a few of his favorite props.

    At nighttime, Hollywood Studios puts on an elaborate display of Christmas lights called the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights (which astonishingly originated at a family’s home). The lights are absolutely wonderful and seeing them is a very immersive, sensory experience. Anyway, every few minutes or so, the lights “dance” in synchronized motion to a Christmas song. The tunes range from classics like “Feliz Navidad” to newer versions of Christmas favorites performed by Disney Channel singers. One of the songs included in the lineup was “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” as sung by Gonzo and Rizzo from A Red and Green Christmas! While the background music I talked about earlier was more of a subtle touch that you almost don’t even notice (but definitely helps to set the mood for the atmosphere), the Osborne Lights music was L-O-U-D. It was so awesome to hear Gonzo and Rizzo’s voices so prominently and to see the lights all move to a Muppet song.


    Disney’s Animal Kingdom

    I was really excited to see what was new at the park named after the Electric Mayhem’s crazed drummer... kidding, of course. I understandably really didn’t expect to see anything about the Muppets at Animal Kingdom. I think I might have seen some Kermit mouse ears, but that was it. I don’t really blame Disney, though; the Muppets don’t really fit in anywhere at Animal Kingdom, anyway.

    That just about wraps it up! Maybe now you an idea of the Muppets’ current theme park status, and hopefully we’ll be seeing plenty more of them in the parks soon. I enjoyed trying to find as many Muppet things as possible; I was overall quite satisfied with what I saw, especially merchandise-wise. After several years of having to track down the Muppets, it now seems that it’s difficult to escape them.








    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

    Wednesday, December 1, 2010

    The Holiday Season Begins on The Muppet Mindset!

    Greetings, Muppet fans! Guess what? It's December. I know! I can't believe it either! But you know what that means... it's time for The Muppet Mindset to get into the holiday spirit! I know I've already pulled out my Santa Swedish Chef action figure and my Kermit Claus statue (yes, that is the extent of decorating I do). So it's time to put on the final touches--an annual Christmas tradition (since last year), 'round these parts, a brand new holiday header designed by the one and only Dave Hulteen, Jr.! If you're reading this post in December, you see the header already! If not, here it is:


    I absolutely love it. It's so simple, so classic, so wonderful. It's absolutely perfect, and I can't thank Dave enough for drawing it for us. It's the perfect way to highlight the holiday season here on The Muppet Mindset and I'm proud to feature it at the top of the site for the rest of the month!

    Happy Holidays, Muppet fans! Let's start off the Christmas music, shall we? I'll be John Denver, you guys chime in as the Muppets... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree...





    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

    Sunday, November 28, 2010

    The Muppet Vault Goes Midwest

    Greetings Muppet fans! Especially those Muppet fans who live in the Midwestern United States! Why you, you ask? Well, because The MuppetCast and The Muppet Mindset want you to attend the latest installment in The Muppet Vault series, "Christmas Festival," hosted by Steve Swanson of The MuppetCast and Ryan Dosier (that's me!) of The Muppet Mindset.

    The fun begins on Sunday, December 12th at 2:00pm at Wild Goose Creative (near the Ohio State University campus) in Columbus, Ohio. We'll have screenings of classic Muppet Christmas material, Muppet trivia games, and lots of great Muppet prizes! Tickets to the event cost only $5 and, as always, fans of all ages are more than welcome! Bring your friends, bring your family, bring your mailman! Here's the official announcement on The MuppetCast... and see below for the official graphic for The Midwest Muppet Vault--be there!








    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

    Thursday, February 25, 2010

    It's Not Easy Being Mean, Part 5

    The British Correspondent - Personally, I love to hate my Muppet villains just as I love to hate my coffee: a latte. One of the things that I love to hate most is that the Muppet villains are often many-layered and, having removed the lid of the cappuccino cup, you’ll find it contains many layers, much as a hot chocolate contains a layer of marshmallows, a layer of spray-cream, and thick layers of chocolate and steamed milk. (Note: I may be mixing up my drink metaphors. But what can I say, I’m writing this from a Costa Coffee in an undisclosed location within the United Kingdom, hoping to avoid detection by my agent so they won’t realise my deadline date went whooshing by weeks ago.)

    Now, as with most drinks, what you get out of character analysis is related to what you put into it (Much as dried leaves in hot water, generally leads to tea...sometimes just leads to soggy leaves). Character analysis can be influenced by how you read the character, how you see their experiences through your own eyes, and what meaning the character traits bring to you. Whether the original actor intended a certain character trait to reveal something of their character, or whether they just tried not to laugh after the director shouted, “Action” is up to you to decide.

    With that in mind, here is my deep and thoughtful (and caffeinated) musings on Ms Rachel Bitterman. If you have your own theories as to why she is the way she is, please feel free to send them to me at the address below:

    The British Correspondent,
    Undisclosed Coffee Shop,
    Nondescript British High Street,
    Britain, UK

    Ms Rachel Bitterman (It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie)
    Many of the Muppet Villains are given a slow-burn to villainy. Doc Hopper, for example, starts out as a humble sales-frog in a green costume with some rather snazzy opera-glasses. Nicky Holiday appears as a charming sibling...and even gets to help a brownie across the road (or visa versa) early on in the movie before later turning evil and pulling a gun on our frog. Even the shady talent manager from The Muppets Take Manhattan agreed to put on their show...right before trying to scam them outta their money. But Ms Bitterman isn’t given this treatment, instead the effects of her devilry are demonstrated from the start with Kermit (yes, KERMIT) suffering from a serious case of the upsets, Fozzie sighing sadly, Miss Piggy being shrugged off and Johnny not truly appreciating Sal’s solid gold record player. (Okay, that last one wasn’t really her fault.) The point is, before we’ve even met the woman, we pretty much despise her for what she has done to our friends...

    Perhaps if the story was told in a linear fashion, she’d have been given more of a fighting chance?

    Perhaps not.

    From the moment she steps onto the scene, she appears to hold the Muppets in contempt, referring to them as Muffins. But, let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she greets each and every one of her clients as breakfast carbohydrate based food products, she still only gets about ten seconds to introduce herself, before once again her contempt snakes across the screen as she glibly informs the Muppets that their former banker, Mr Bitterman, is dead.

    We never find out exactly what relationship this fellow has to Rachel (for the purpose of this article we are assuming father) but her deadpan expression upon announcing her bereavement and subsequent segue into payment details on the theatre or foreclosure suggest that whoever he was, she didn’t care for him all that much.

    And so it continues, every sentence that pours from the woman’s lips simply aches with contempt and utter lack of regard for dreams or imagination – except that one moment when she accidentally lets slip the line about being the queen of a Polynesian tribe.

    Now, here’s where we deviate from straight facts and I start speculating heavily. As I watch Ms Bitterman talking, I feel as though it is not her speaking. I mean, obviously, she’s speaking...but I don’t feel that it comes from the core of herself but rather the lines seem forced and rehearsed and said with utter contempt – not just for the Muppets but also for the words she is speaking. I’d like to invite you to imagine a scene, don’t worry, we’ll have a little fun with it.

    Imagine a young Rachel (let’s imagine her played by Rachel McAddams, shall we?). Now let yourself imagine her as punk rocker with the leather studs, purple hair...in short, one of the pierced and tattooed rave monkey she appears to loathe so much. (See, I told you it would be fun.) Imagine she’s the lead singer of a punk rock band, staying out one Christmas Eve at her biggest gig yet...while at home her parents wait up disapprovingly for her to return by Midnight for ‘Family Christmas’. It’s funny how one day can mean so many different things. Finally, she returns home filled with the hopes and dreams and stardust that comes from having a band, determined to make it to the big time.

    I imagine her parents would have acted fast and hard to remove any such dream from her mind, reminding her that she cannot work for stardust and that you cannot eat a dream, you cannot sell a dream. After they had told her this time after time, eventually, she gave up her dream of becoming a punk-rock goddess of the stage and sufficed herself with becoming an accountant. What’s more, having suffered under those guiding principles of harsh reality and contempt for dreams, she clearly began to pass that contempt on to others, inflicting on them what she felt herself.

    Now go back to the beginning of the story...Her father, who would never invest in her dreams, has given the Muppets plenty of time to pay off their debts, investing in their dreams. He then dies, and Rachel (probably already a partner in the firm) takes over the company. Why shouldn’t she take that moment to go smash up someone else’s party?

    I know what you’re thinking, is the point of this article series just to give the Villains an excuse to act the way they do? NO. I’m trying to understand their motivation, but a motivation is certainly not an excuse. Rachel...poor little Rachel...still had a choice, she still could have stood by what she wanted to do and she could certainly have stopped the loop by not crushing the dreams of others the way that her own were crushed.

    She’s even given a moment for redemption right at the last minute when Bunsen suggests that she invest in the theatre and make it the best Christmas ever! But even this, she rejects...determined to follow her villainy through to its ultimate, lonely, bitter end.

    Ruthlessness: 8 (Rachel was the only villain to really make Kermit give up on his dream... Where Doc Hopper tried to stop him, Rachel succeeded. Where Nicky tried to separate Piggy and Kermit, Rachel succeeded.)
    Sidekick: 6 (Pepe played an important part as her sidekick, having been lured away by the fact ‘she is hawt, h’okay!’ and I would give him a 10, but her other sidekick was the employee she took home to decorate her tree, and he brought the side-kick rating down to 6.)
    Evil appearance: 8 (Deliciously devilish in her pouty sexiness...she lured Pepe away and is an expert at the cats’bum lip pout so we’ll give her an 8 for that.)
    Talking the talk: 10 (She gets high points for calling the Muppets ‘Muffins’ and for screaming and shouting! Plus, she paused halfway through the movie to effectively say, “I’d have thought you’d have figured out by now that I’m the bad guy...”)
    Likability: 4 (She’s funny, and interesting, but there’s nothing really very likable to her character. I don’t think you’d want to share a cup of coffee with this woman...which reminds me...I left that coffee shop in such a hurry earlier after seeing someone who looked rather like my agent passing by and am now typing this quickly from the bus-stop...I probably should have paid before I left...)
    Returnability: 6 (I’m sure she could have something interesting to add in another encounter with the Muppets, but once again I feel as though her story has fully told.)
    Likelihood to offer you a rather nifty Christmas bonus: 10 (I offered my agent a Christmas bonus once, but that still hasn’t let me off the hook. I better mail this in before the #14 bus arrives.)











    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    Sesame Street Saturdays: The Day After Christmas


    'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through Sesame Street,
    Everyone was bustling and moving their feet.
    They were cleaning their homes after a long Christmas day--
    One full of food and presents and Santa's red sleigh.
    They tossed all of their wrapping and packaging from windows most high
    And it landed in the street without so much as a sigh.
    For Oscar the Grouch collected the trash that day.
    And had himself a wonderfully trashy Day After Christmas Par-tay.

     











    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier.

    Friday, December 25, 2009

    Merry Christmas From The Muppet Mindset!



    I don't know if you believe in Christmas.
    Or if you have presents underneath the Christmas tree.
    But if you believe in love, that will be more than enough
    For you to come and celebrate with me.


    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
    From The Muppet Mindset









    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier.

    Thursday, December 24, 2009

    On The First Day of Christmas Eve, My True Love Gave to Me...

    Did you see The Muppets on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night? You didn't? What a shame... Good thing it's already online! Check it out and see how incredibly AWESOME it is! Rowlf, Scooter, Sam Eagle, Robin? Epic. Who else agrees that Jimmy Fallon NEEDS to be hired for the next Muppet project?



    Happy Christmas Eve, all!

    Wednesday, December 23, 2009

    Weekly Santa Wednesday

    REMINDER
    Be sure to catch The Muppets on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon TONIGHT at 12:35am/11:35pm on NBC!



    SANTA CLAUS

    Performed by...
    Various

    First (Muppet) appearance...
    The Ed Sullivan Show (performed by Arthur Godfrey)

    Most recent (Muppet) appearance...
    A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (performed by Richard Griffiths)

    Best known role...
    Father Christmas. Jolly fat man. Toy maker. Elf Union savior. Reindeer farmer. Red fabric purchaser. Mrs. Claus's husband. All-around nice fellow.

    Famous quote...
    "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

    Favorite food...
    Milk and cookies.


    WHO IS SANTA CLAUS?
    ...You really don't know who Santa Claus is? Santa has been around in Muppet productions since the early days on The Ed Sullivan Show and continues to be around to their most recent production, A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa. Claus is truly a friend of the Muppets (yes, even naughty ol' Oscar the Grouch). If you don't believe me, just look at all of these Muppet Santas and Santas from Muppet things!









    See? Santa is everywhere in the Muppetverse! Sheesh, imagine the competition for milk and cookies with Cookie Monster... or the aggravation he must feel when having to stuff Big Bird or Sweetums' stockings!

    SANTA CLAUS'S VARIOUS PERFORMERS
    Santa has been performed by many a Muppet and friend of the Muppets in his days. These are just a few notable examples:
    • Arthur Godfrey (The Ed Sullivan Show)
    • Art Carney (The Great Santa Claus Switch)
    • Charles Durning (Elmo Saves Christmas)
    • Kevin James (Elmo's Christmas Countdown)
    • Richard Griffiths (A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa)
    • Bobo the Bear (It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie)
    • Cookie Monster (Elmo Saves Christmas)
    • The Two-Headed Monster (A Muppet Family Christmas)
    • Doc (A Muppet Family Christmas)
    • Oscar the Grouch (A Sesame Street Christmas Carol)
    • Mr. Snuffleupagus (Christmas Eve on Sesame Street)
    • Kermit the Frog (The Christmas Toy)
    WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED SANTA CLAUS?
    Well... The Muppets need Santa because he represents the same things they do. He represents childhood and imagination and innocence and goodwill and happiness. And really, it's not too much to ask for Santa to be around with the Muppets--it's only once a year! (Right, Elmo?) Santa Claus may seem childish to some, but I think he and the Muppets are right in the same vein of making people happy.

    Now... who took my milk and cookies?













    The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier.